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I'd just fuck all those ring girls that stand there doing nothing. Free live sex show, everyone wins. Except me if one of them's a bloater...
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Actually, I'm pretty tasty in the kitchen. My Agliot is quite the crowd pleaser, for sure.
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I can, I was quoting Lil Wayne from Chris Brown's "I can Transform Ya" song... GET WITH IT!
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Possibly the dumbest question ever. You don't get offered the job of President. It's what happens in a Democratic society. Prick.
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Err... "if"??? I already fucking am pal. Chris Brown ain't got shit, on me.
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Unfortunately for you, no. I'm not a "big gay" and I don't love "the dick" - although I do love my dick.
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30 Seconds to Mars in Glasgow on the 27th...
Ben Cook
Milton Keynes, What...

