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Naked, but obstructed by clothing and social etiquette.
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I can't really answer this question without getting in trouble.
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If I could date any celebrity, I wouldn't know where to begin. I would probably start with the first one I encounter and go from there.
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I don't always remember the little things i do for people, since they're selfless acts. I don't hold any grudges or ask for too many favors.
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I think you guys need to ask less yes/no this/that questions and more questions that prompt a descriptive, revealing answer.
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The mouth hole. I enjoy eating and drinking and yelling and making strange monkey noises.
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My first crush was a very tall girl in 4th grade. I really wanted her jacket. And then I wanted to pull her hair. But she moved away.
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My brain in a jar with eyeballs attached, free floating above the earth, or traveling through the cosmos, star gazing. Otherwise, a jacuzzi full of young beautiful woman smoking weed and watching cartoons. Please!
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I have never given flowers, because I am apparently an underdeveloped mongoloid who hasn't been schooled in proper social etiquette. Also, I haven't really been in love with the right woman to justify this behavior.
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I could do without eggplant.
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I remember waking up in a hospitable with a very old man, a priest, whispering old man things above me while I rolled back and forth in a haze. I had apparently been in a bicycling accident that involved me falling onto the pavement and splitting my head open.
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