
Why "spazzy monkey?
Oh! I really couldn't think of anything, but... my closest friends IRL call me a spaz frequently because I really... am a spaz when I'm hanging out in real life. At least with people I'm close to. I run around and make weird noises and flick people and bite and... yeah. Spazzy. Monkey is simply because my last name is actually a type of monkey. Or... I think it's actually an ape. But monkey is a more exciting word.
