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    1. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 19 Aug 10

      How many girlfriends have you ever had?

      only ever 2.

    2. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 30 Jul 10

      Have you ever lied about loving someone?

      No, never. Love isn't something to be trifled with. I'm always true about my feelings.

    3. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 6 Apr 10

      What is one thing you wish you could live without?

      loneliness

    4. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 6 Apr 10

      How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

      much much wood

    5. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Have you ever considered piracy?

      Only the good kind.

    6. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      I should be doing homework instead of asking all these questions. What class do you think I'm procrastinating on?

      Probably everything ever

    7. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Do you ever want to write a book? If so, what sort of book?

      Hmm. A book of philosophy. Or sci-fi. Wait, aren't those the same thing?

    8. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Would you ever (or have you ever gone (been) to a con, and if yes, who/what would (did) you go as?

      Yes I would. SOOOO MANY CHOICES!!! Maybe Link, or a Kate Beaton charac, maybe a Numenorean...

    9. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Hey, beeyotches. Ask me questions. As Righteous Leader, I demand it.

      BAH

    10. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Truth or dare?

      I AM TRUTH

    11. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 responded to technozebra 3 Apr 10

      When are you out of school?

      June 11th :)

    12. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?

      I am Matt. You are my amazing. You're Adele. She is in my mind.

    13. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Could you beast your way through the Fire Swamp?

      RATS!

    14. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

      Mmm Poisson!

    15. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

      YES YES YES OMG NOOO *DIES ON ROCKS*

    16. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

      I love you <3

    17. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Better yet, are you on a horse that is on a boat?

      Nope :(

    18. Matthew Roberts
      btx91 3 Apr 10

      Are you on a boat?

      Yes! My bed is now a boat.

Matthew Roberts

Eugene, OR

www.twitter.com/btx91

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