I'm a toilet-type, so it's not very effective!

I didn't say I'd eat my poo, I said I'd eat myself when I became a nutella jar. Nutella jars don't shit! Also, the minute I typed "poo" I could smell poo. My brain.

Bullshitsayers say that you are what you eat. Maybe I'd just turn into a huge jar of nutella and ultimately eat myself.

Nah. I like dudes and have a sliiiiight thing for a few girls. It's pretty simple in my head.

Depends. If it's everyday things I'd rather text, but I do like a phone conversation every now and then.

No, actually! I'm a blonde :D Explains the derpness, doesn't it? #jk #maybe #thisisnttwitter

LOL this is a joke, no? BAILEYSSSSSSSSSSS

I definitely believe there's life outside of this planet, but whether or not it's intelligent life I have no idea. Might be, might not. About the supernatural, I've seen weird things that could be considered supernatural or paranormal, but I'm not really sure what they are.

AT THIS SECOND?! Do finales count? The Incident. If finales don't count… Follow the Leader. Still.

Acho que você quis dizer "me segue", meu bem :)

It's definitely possible to be attracted to both sexes. There's no biological norm that a human being must be attracted to only one.

I think it was Gary Oldman :'D Hahaha, cracks me up every time.

The Master.

No songs ever describe my mood exactly D: I'm really OCD about that, I think.

Carolina Liar, Lady Gaga, Scissor Sisters, Carolina Liar, Carolina Liar, Carolina Liar.

I enjoy llamas, giraffes and cats. I too am a crazy cat lady! :D


Oh, and I love unicorns too. Because they're TOTALLY FREAKING REAL OKAY

Hmm. I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY!


:'D I know.

I'm not a big fan of musicals ):

Red. As in red hair.

Hikaru Utada? I LOVE THAT WOMAN. She was born in NYC.