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    1. Steve

      what's the worst thing that can happen during sex?

      a winged centaur flying through the window and shitting on your face

    2. Douglas

      A Windows based PC, as I find the using Apple products to be about as beneficial as contracting chlamydia.

    3. Guy

      be careful ... porn is unreal, and an unattainable fantasy. Do not let it shape your views of sexuality. Better to j/o using your imagination, and really letting yourself go with no inhibitions. No one can live up to porm imagery.

      Actually L O FUCKING L D'd out loud.




      ....wait so you're saying when i go to have sex with someone.......cheesy crappy music wont play?! D:

    4. Nicky
      cashinol responded to brumplum 8 Nov 11

      When did you last hide from someone, and what were the circumstances?

      I don't consciously do it but will sometimes avoid answering the telephone. Does that count?

    5. Andi

      Do your real life peeps know about the twitter account you use most?

      No one in my real knows about me using twitter at all. Unless I know them from twitter and they're now in my real life :)

    6. Andi

      Have you met friends you met on Twitter irl? Who? And how was it? :D

      So far I've only met @pitman91 and @brumplum and they were both awesome. There's quite a few I'd love to meet, and will do. I should really have met @phoenixhunter47 and @bellascotia1 by now but haven't... YET!

    7. Stuart
      Stuartblue responded to brumplum 6 Nov 11 via Spring

      When did you last hide from someone, and what were the circumstances?

      My whole life has been about hiding from people

    8. pitman1991
      pitman1991 responded to brumplum 5 Nov 11 via iOS

      When did you last hide from someone, and what were the circumstances?

      Last time I hid from someone was last Saturday at work. One of the bar staff had dressed up as a South Park character with a cardboard box head. I kept turning it so the eyeholes were at the back of his head then ducking down behind him. Still not sure if he knows it was me. ^-^

    9. BentJohn
      BentJohn responded to brumplum 4 Nov 11 via iOS

      When did you last hide from someone, and what were the circumstances?

      Several months ago I refused to answer the phone. Just was not in the mood to deal with it. I do not have caller ID so I did not know who it was. 20 minutes later my Mother was at the door worried for my safety. I had to explain that:

      I am not obligated to answer my phone

      There are times I can't answer the phone, but am perfectly safe

      I know how to dial 911 in an emergency

      I loved her, but I sometimes don't want to talk to anyone, no matter who it is

      Next time I just answer the dang phone.

    10. TPRyan

      If you could become any fictional character, who would you be?

      God.

    11. TPRyan
    12. pitman1991
      pitman1991 responded to brumplum 4 Nov 11 via iOS

      If your parents read your texts right now would you be in trouble?

      I would be homeless. And officially out of the closet.

    13. pitman1991

      When was the last time you: Wore a suit? Went commando? Rode a bike? Came? Popped a pill? Used a chat up line? Fantasised about someone you shouldn't have? Lied? Drank alcohol? Did something illegal? Laughed? Cried? Got randomly turned on?

      6 months ago, 7 days ago, 3 days ago, 7 hours ago, God knows, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, last week watching 127 Hours and tonight!

    14. Plum

      (Whether you believe, no matter your religious background or beliefs) Jesus, THE Son of G-d, pops down to spend a little quality time on Earth. He sets aside an hour for you but wants to go out (after all, He's out of the house). What do you do?

      Go for a wonder around this neighbourhood and ask him why the fuck he allows so many people to worship him in so many different and contradictory ways. Hoepfully he'd be ashamed.

    15. cryptopher

      What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?

      Ewan McGregor if I'm lucky. Simon Bird maybe, though he doesn't look like me.

    16. Guy

      What is in your pockets right now

      Lol awks I'm naked.

    17. Toby
      twinkleboi responded to cvarg922 5 Oct 11 via iOS

      What is the hardest thing about being in a relationship?

      Penises :P

    18. Toby
    19. Tara O'Sullivan

      Who calls the shots in your average household, mom, or dad?

      Dad has the final say on any important decisions. Mom likes to think she has the reins, but Dad's "No"s mean, "No." Whereas her "No"'s just mean, "Only if your father agrees"...even though she'd never admit to it.

    20. Andi

      Do you want children?

      No. Absolutely not. Never have. Not interested in the slightest. Snotty, snivelling, annoying little fuckers - and that's just the parents ;P

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