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    1. alex breathnach

      i'd either be deadpool [marvel comics] or the lady door [neverwhere, neil gaiman] :D i'd want to be deadpool cos he's immortal, heals, has tons of wicked weapons and breaks the fourth wall. the lady door just has a seriously awesome outif and world, as well as being able to create doors anywhere :) i'd like to be able to go wherever i want.

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      this could get long and convoluted, so bare with me!

      last night my dream began in the shared house i was in last year; i woke up and went downstairs to get a glass of milk. except all the milk was pink, so i then had to milk the cow, who as in one of the bedrooms. so i went to do that, but found m wife arguing with amanda plamer over who was hogging the blankets. they were sleeping in a double bed/coffin, and apparantly amanda doesn;t like to share. so shannon [my plationic wife] shot her with a crossbow.
      using the crossbow bolt in her chest like a zip, i opened her belly up and stepped through, coming out in the torchwood base. the med bay to be precise, when zacary quinto was strapped to the table.

      this part proceeds to fade to black ;) cos some things are too good to share hehehehe

      after that, me and ZQ [who was actually being my mate scar's character lando, cos she uses ZQ fac for him] run up to the main base area and proceed to save the world from nuclear powered mutant penguins. i don't remember how, but honey was involved. then i got sleepy and decided to curl up on the couch with cookie monster. then i actually woke up.

      :D you asked.

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      best - climbing up to the top of this french castler, perylade, with the family. sooo many heights and a gorgeous view, coupled with playing narnian battles with the little sis? magic.

      worst - not the kind of thin you reveal n the internet :)

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      ...does sleeping count as a hobby? :D
      naw, for realsies, s'gotta be drawing :d i'm a doodlebug, just love to randomly doodle things, and of course you know i LOVE drawing on my skin. and other peoples skin XD

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      sheeps brains; looked like grey spaghetti and tasted like salted rubber. corfu has some straaange food, i swear XD

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      presuming it will stay clean and fragrant forever, my blue plaid longshirt.
      if magic cleanliness if not an option, i'l just go with the birthday suit option ;)

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      its white with wine accents, and a mix of turquoise and purple bristles.

      how sad is it that i can describe my toothbrush THAT accuratly? O_o

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      toss up between neil gaiman and terry pratchett :D i love them both. neil has the kind of imagination and mind that i just want to live in, and terry has a fantastic sense of humor...and somehow managed to recreate my mother almost perfectly in print <3

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      sexy panties would be briefs right? though i swear if i can find some geeky boxers that just look like shorts and don't have that creepy bulgy cock pocket on the front, i am THERE. I WANT SUPERMAN PANTS.

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      'you're so hot you make the sun sweat.'

      i mean, honestly. would that work on anyone? also, anyone who ASKS if they can kiss you. seriously, unless you've been a victorian gentleman all night [which i would not be opposed to] then it just sounds pathetic. you have to SERIOUSLY BAMBI CUTE to pull that one off XD

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      obscurity :) the curse of having an ego the size of a small orbiting planetoid, is that the idea of being forgotten is quite terrifying.

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      twitter or postsecret :D
      i like short bursts of random people, since its usually in those kind of things that you find quotable gems of pure wisdom. or some utter fuckery which is just far too funny to miss!

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      i don't follow any sports on tv or whatever, but i'd have to say archery.
      theres just something about the fact that, for this pieces of moulded wood and gutstring, and a mans strong arm, we might not have won several wars. i like sports that rely on skill and strength, and yet have some purpose based in something real.

      and i like weapons ;)

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      new york! with an unlimited budget i could get the nicest hotel, have a car take me everywhere, see all the shows, the museums, the galleries, and maybe bribe myself into a few celebrity parties! plus all the CLOTHES and BOOKS and ART i could buy!

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      trick riding :D i always wanted to be bareback rider, and i reckon i have the balance to pull it off. i'd love to try my hand at contorntionism or aerial stunts like the spainish web...but trick riding would just be seriously awesome.

      as long as i get a sexy sparkly costume ;)

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      because theres another name for that colour; goose turd green. yeah. shit. plus unless you REALLY like olives, what are you gonna colours in with that?!

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      i don't want to see harley without the joker; that would just be wrong, i mean she only BECAME harley because of him!
      the black mask would be awesome - but since Bats hasn't gone teh sidekick route yet, bringing the black mask in would just make me want to see one of my biggest comic arcs concerning him - the death of stephanie brown, who was a Robin. so while i think black mask would be awesome, personally i'm not looking for him.

      catwoman is an obvious choice, though the halle berry mess kind of put paid to resurecting a half decent selina kyle now. steering clear of metahumans puts ivy out of the running. wouldn't mind seeing a credible portrayal of the riddler, how i can see becoming such a screwed up mess in nolans head.

      in the end, i'd go with the sadistic Black Mask, even if the robin-murder isn't brought up now, it can be later. and he was BAD.ASS. :D

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      do you believe in cheese? its not really optional to believe in things that exist y'know.

      of course, what i say love is a chemical imbaance in the brain that released endorphins due to natural recognition; like you recognise your parents and family, so you love them. i don't believe in romantic love - i believe in attraction. that a certain combination of attributes sends signals to your mind saying 'this is a good mate; sex them plz' and you get physical symptoms.
      well...this is what my brain says and what i maintain my own relationships around, but in all honesty i was brought up on disney. i'm alwasy going to be a hopeless romantic - i just understand that the hopeless is the important part lol!

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