How do I get, like, half the questions you do?

  • Brian Van

    I am not sure what the equation is for this sort of thing, but I must be a successful enough entertainer to keep the interest of... whoever. People don't even ask questions with their real names. 90% of the questions could have come from someone trying to embarrass me. So I can't even tell you that you SHOULD want more questions, never mind HOW you would do it. (It's sort of like giving you the plans for a bomb without saying anything about how you should or shouldn't use it.)

  • Brian Van