How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood with a gas powered chainsaw?
Ever tried to throw wood with a chainsaw? Not easy. Throwing chainsaws—now that's pretty cool. Especially at the park, at people—parents with their small children—rev' it up and yell "hey, catch" and launch the fucker.
It's not an everyday thing, though. Great for holidays and other special occasions, however.
