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Do you think I have an idea of what my past life is like? If yes, can you describe to me what happens to your sphincter if I shoved a baseball bat in it?
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For this year? Definitely ETC's Summer Rendezvous at Boracay. Wild fucking beach party! Unlimited booze, hot guys (and hot girls but who cares about them), awesome friends!
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And why must you quote Mariah Carey, it does nothing for your image
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Or you could've just typed ":psst!" and saved on space and letters
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asked by histrionics
It looked familiar then I remembered I was checking out my tit this morning then I went "ohhhh right..."
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asked by histrionics
Because he writes like you and YOU KNOW IT. He said it himself so it must be true. Boo GMA boo.
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Stick a test tube up your ass and let's see if that doesn't get you squirming.
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asked by histrionics
Either you ran out of drugs or Livejournal kicked you out for offensive content. Those stupid fucks exaggerate, I don't think Super Mario hentai is offensive at all!
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Well...when love takes over, you know you can't deny.
Tiningnan ko mga picture niya, parang hindi naman maliban sa mahilig siya mag-sando (http://www.last.fm/music/David+Guetta/+images/357242) at low rounded neckline (http://www.last.fm/music/David+Guetta/+images/4833896). -
Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
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asked by rodsmiles
Thanks for the vote! Pag ako ang DCA, sige, isasali ko na rin sa bias ang friends of gays. Pero N rule still applies, meaning 1 friend lang for every 1 bading. So make sure your debsoc has a lot of badings!
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OMG you're right, they don't look good together!
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AKO. Ako dapat ang 5th PIDC DCA. Puro gay motions ang iko-contribute ko at magiging biased ako sa mga baklang debater. Okay na? Pwede na mag-let go?
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Sa totoo lang, wala akong pakelam. Hindi naman sa nagmamaganda pero gusto ko na talaga talikuran ang debate kaya dedma na sa mga ganitong talakayan. Nonetheless, good luck to both Anna and Jayson! I'll see you two when I decide to crash break night ;-)
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I've answered this question before...something about who I will be when I go up against Sasha Fierce? Her name is Silver Tranny Ferocia. She dances "Single Ladies" four times faster and bites the head off live chickens after every performance.
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Meron. May buffet eh. Pero afraid ako sa napapabalitang communal shower nila. Hindi pa ko ready maligo kasama ang isang dosenang lalaki! Or more.
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At the beach or by the pool but mostly at the beach! I also like Il Ponticello on Tuesdays, Distillery on Fridays and arriving drunk to far-flung places like Moksha on Saturdays.
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Kakainin ko ang lunch mo for 50 pesos.
Babatiin kita ng "Good morning, beautiful!" for 100 pesos, 150 pag pangit ka.
Magsisinungaling ako sa nanay mo for 80 pesos, 3 for 200, last price na po.
Isusulat ko ang press release mong punong-puno ng kasinungalingan, price available upon request.
Ipapakilala kita sa mga hot kong friends for 90,000 pesos, buy 1 take 1. Package deal ito ng 1 night of alcohol-fueled fun at sikreto lang lahat ng magaganap. No photos, no videos. Wala ring awkward moments in the morning, cool lang lahat na parang walang nangyari.
Tutusukin ko mata mo for free.
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