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There was a hipster band at this little place in Silverlake, Los Angeles that had screaming as a large chunk of their songs. Fucking terrible, that was.
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Genitalia.
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Impossibly far away, but with an inescapably tantalizing scent.
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Being able to wear those full-body leather zippermouth suits I assume only bored married people wear to spice up their sex life.
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My allen key tool, for close-range stabbing, my guitar to find a frequency that JUST MIGHT explode their brains, and my silly putty, for when I get bored.
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If I can't find my balls in the morning I get very cross. (Answered this way only because of the last thing I answered)
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That my fingers are too tender to play the guitar for longer than 10 minutes (at the moment).
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Sith, if only to wear black robes and/or leather and mechanical apparati .
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Some death threats, unfortunately.
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Yeah a few times. Nothing crazy.
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Let it stagnate, apparently. I'm just now getting the itch again.
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More times than have succeeded, I can tell you that!
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Things went squirrely there for a while. Plus, it was an ass-ton of tedious work. Mainly the talking bits.
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Duke Nukem FOREVER!!!!!!11111
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I can't say for sure what would describe my life, but I'm listening to Dig for Fire and Monkey Gone to Heaven by the Pixies a lot at the moment.... That tell you anything?
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Ska covers. That's the best I've got.
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Barely survived and resolution was to finally get penis reduction surgery
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