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    1. Ben

      Would you follow me there? I think you might.. I have 8 different accounts all under different alias', but you can follow me if you can find me. You spelled smith wrong.

    2. Ben

      Tons of weird shit. I used to be terrified of E.T. from the film "E.T." and I continue to have nightmares about him. He usually is hiding in my house, murdering people I care about and then we fight at the end. Once he helped me save my father though, so that was nice of him. One time we were both in a cornfield and he was wearing a giant Indian headdress and I could see it over the tops of the corn stalks. They are always terrifying while I dream them, but hilarious when I wake up and think about them. So that's my most recurring dream element...fighting ET. My favorite dream I'll save for another time, but it includes Jurassic Park, Sean Connery, and Jean Luc Picard to give ya a taste.

    3. Ben

      I would probably hear about it after the fact and then try to tell people how God was one of us for a while, but everyone would already have known for a day or two. He most likely wouldn't associate with me either. Unless he was, not necessarily deep, but maybe moderately undercover.

    4. Ben

      Well, from my understanding of history, the first real human civilization that had a system of writing, laws, and wasn't made up of half-human neanderthals or Australopithecus and what not, was Sumeria. So I guess that is where the first human died since it's where the first men existed.

    5. Ben

      I guess I would just see a bunch of smaller versions of myself until they got so small a muddled together I wouldn't be able to make them out, but I would assume they went on forever, cause I don't have problems grasping infinity. The devil would most definitely be pooping, because that's what he does.

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      Elevators, cds cause I like material stuff, never, fuck Chad Kroeger cause he's got that beautiful head of hair, marry Chris Daughtry without the prenup so I can steal all of his money he's probably already used on collared shirts, kill Scott Stapp to take my mind off the things I've done with his clones.

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I major in Journalism at UCF, but I think I'm just going to become a musician.

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