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What was the very first character you made? How old were you, and do you still use your character?
Lmao! Let's see if I remember.
When I was really little, I made up an imaginary friend; a pretty princess named Dixie. Do I still use her? Not really XD; -
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What do you put on your french fries?
Depends on the fries. McDonalds fries, as salty as they are, need no condiments. But for other fries, I like to dip them in ranch, even more so if they have cheese on them.
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What's your honest opinion of me? (if you're brave you'll press ask followers)
Seriously? What? What kind of self-centered... Alright what the hell, you brought it on yourself.
My first impression was that you were a terrible person who hits on any online supposed female with a pulse, but you can mostly thank Kung_Fu_Ashley for that, but now I just think you're unfunny.
So that puts your bearability at 4.8 on a scale of 1-10, 10 being Ikiru (my favorite movie), 1 being Viva Lamore (a movie that in my opinion is so bad I wouldn't even be able to watch it again with Rifftrax on).
And with that I've opened the floodgates for you to ask me for my numerical ratings on shit. -
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*POOF* I just appeared in your dreams. What am I doing?
Im trying to come up with an answer that does not end with sexual innuendo, and it is very difficult.
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It's late at night, and you are walking in a bad part of town. You see Abo standing across the street, with a completely blank expression. He starts walking toward you, starting to break into a run. What do you do?!
What the heck is an Abo
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Well then, nigga that's not a nigga, It's late at night, and you are walking in a bad part of town. You see Abo standing across the street, with a completely blank expression. He starts walking toward you, starting to break into a run. What do you do?!
I would time a FUNKY IMPACT on him and watch as it sends him flying.
Or I would say "HEY YOU GOT A QUESTION FROM TEMPEST" and I'd run away while he stops to break open his phone and check his formspring for questions. -
It's late at night, and you are walking in a bad part of town. You see Abo standing across the street, with a completely blank expression. He starts walking toward you, starting to break into a run. What do you do?!
UMMMMMM holy crap that is a very scary situation.
Barring some kind of divine lightning bolt that would murder him instantly, I would have to juke him by tapping into my Mexican powers.
If he catches me, it doesn't matter, because I have a vaginal dentata. -
If you could bring anything home from a hotel room, what would you take?
Formspring question of the day
Fun story: when I went to China and got sick, the government gave me a four-star hotel room to stay in. The night stand had a box of condoms with really bad Engrish on them like "Pleasure! Give me the pleasure!" and stuff. I was going to take it but the hotel staff was going to charge me $75. In hindsight, since I brought about $1,500 when I went and up to that point only spent about $100 (mostly medicine bills) I should've bought it.
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*POOF* I just appeared in your dreams. What am I doing?
Oh, hi there. W-wha? Wait a second, stop. No, no don't do that. No means no!! Sweet Jesus, someone get her off!!!
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Brandon Marquis...’s Bio
I am wonderful
