I admit that I have not yet done as you asked, but upon reading your instructions I must note: having made an account at said website, I then search for -myself- to discover said "pix"?

Perhaps this is what comes of demons multi-locating unwisely in local space, though I do not recall doing so in recent times. However, this question suggests that I must have taken nude(? I hope! for otherwise I am terribly remiss in my faith!) body photos of myself and put them on some little-known website for myself to find at a later time. It seems like something that I would do, save that I surely know that I like myself.

I conclude, dear secret admirer, that you are myself, and there is no need for me to behold my own gallery of shapeshifting pleasures in order to confirm that fact. Of course I love you, myself. Do not continue to be a stranger to me, but come to me tonight (for you must know where I am) and know me to be your grateful friend.