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I admit that I have not yet done as you asked, but upon reading your instructions I must note: having made an account at said website, I then search for -myself- to discover said "pix"?
Perhaps this is what comes of demons multi-locating unwisely in local space, though I do not recall doing so in recent times. However, this question suggests that I must have taken nude(? I hope! for otherwise I am terribly remiss in my faith!) body photos of myself and put them on some little-known website for myself to find at a later time. It seems like something that I would do, save that I surely know that I like myself.
I conclude, dear secret admirer, that you are myself, and there is no need for me to behold my own gallery of shapeshifting pleasures in order to confirm that fact. Of course I love you, myself. Do not continue to be a stranger to me, but come to me tonight (for you must know where I am) and know me to be your grateful friend. -
...Really, I ought to say Ka Vega, this charming Khornate gentleman with whom I was deeply involved (militarily, not otherwise--and yes, that was part of the tragedy of the affair) in the last few centuries of my life. Compared to other people of his theological bent, he was so delightfully mild and compromising! I was even able to convince him to attend tea in the visitors' quarter by insisting that such events were where I and my intimates worked out future invasion strategies. Such patience!
However, strictly speaking, he was not my superior but rather the commander of an allied force. Thus, he was a co-commander of our religiously-diverse mass conversion effort. In fact, it might be more accurate to say that I was -his- boss, although such statements are not wisely made in the presence of emotionally fragile people.
In the face of such a "who rules who" tangle, I will have to fall back on my old faithful response and say that no master is kinder, nor fits my nature quite so well as Most Blessed Slaanesh, who is, by nature, a perfect fit for all who seek and the bestower of all possible joys. I must encourage all readers to bow beneath Hir yoke, which is both gentle and light. Should more convincing arguments be necessary, I have philosophical literature that may be of interest to you.
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Hmm. This could go a few different ways. One is to point out that, when I was trained, Legions tended to not have anything comparable to this world's scattering of training centers for various martial arts. Everyone got trained the same, and if you wanted to be some sort of combat virtuoso you largely had to figure out how to do that on your own. Nobody got clearance to go train in the mountains of some desolate planet until they learned kung fu. In short: N/A (a boring answer).
Then there's the option to use a liberal definition of "martial art," which is to say that if waging war is an art form, then what medium do I favor when crafting masterpieces? The simple answer is any technique that completely ignores the war of flesh and machinery and reaches directly for the human heart or spirit. Memewars, psyops, raw charisma--these are very much my preferred weapons of choice, usually with music as a vehicle. It's not really possible to take whole planets bloodlessly where I come from, but it's rather nice to have them fall after only a token scuffle with minimal casualties.
And if you were talking specifically about this world's martial arts, then...my friend tells me that there's one focused entirely on throwing knives and bullwhips that sounds quite glee-inducing, if I had to pick just one. X3 -
The style that would seem to give me the most freedom to sing -and- use both ranged and melee weapons, all at the same time. True, I use a hands-free mic, but some forms of dancing might restrict my ability to project and enunciate. This would take some research and field testing over at least a few drop missions to figure out, I'm sure.
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Um...you could wear the red and the black, get brainwashed into loyalty to the Throne, and spend the rest of your life bouncing from warzone to warzone and fighting without a helmet on just so you can get sprayed in the face with your dying enemies' lifeblood? Why -is- it fun to be a Blood Angel??
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Me, of course. I can hold together theologically-diverse military efforts simply through the force of my charming personality and the fact that my invasions just plain -work-. Compare to Abaddon, who, I think, must be holding together all those Black Crusades through inertia and the weight of tradition on the part of all those other Legions. Put simply, people go to war under my banner because I'm more fun than anybody else on our side.
...More truthfully, I know too many talented people, many of whom are no longer with us. It's impossible to set one above all the others, since their relative quality depends on the circumstances.
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Blind Tiger’s Bio
Shapeshifting genderfluid ex-corporeal Slaaneshi priest and warhost commander, Adeptus Astartes Legio III, also the last pan-galactic idol singer in the 41st Millennium. FOR THE EMPEROR.
