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    1. JC Blanco

      Oh hell, I forgot we had a new year. Gotta start thinking of resolutions. I have 'till next new year to come up with them, right?

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      I know, right? I ask myself dumb sex questions all the time and I'm just like "dude, no" and then I'm all like "you should probably go see a doctor" and then I'm like "yeah..."

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      If you want to feel what it's like to have rabid porcupines at war in your stomach, go for it.

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      Jack Nicholson will wake up on the morning of December 23rd and have a coffee and two eggs, sunny side up. He will then implode into a black hole, destroying the world as we know it. After that he will revert and move on to the next planet with known life.

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      The demon spawn reincarnation of Michael Jackson. It can breathe fire and shoot lethal rainbows out of it's eyes. It will rape your family. Watch the fuck out.

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      Pasta? Bowtie. Mammal that can hibernate? Hedgehog.

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      You should know. Don't ask me questions like that.

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      Not all of them are as exciting as they seem.

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      Be sure it was me and not my evil robot replica. The ass-hole's been getting around pretending to be me behind my back.......One of these days, I swear.....

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      If you get me a sandwich I'm super hungry. Subway. Foot-long. Honey oat bread. Veggie pattie. Swiss cheese. Lettuce. Tomato. Toasted. And cool ranch Doritos would be nice. Then we can do everything best friends do. Including taking over the world....

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