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Oh hell, I forgot we had a new year. Gotta start thinking of resolutions. I have 'till next new year to come up with them, right?
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I know, right? I ask myself dumb sex questions all the time and I'm just like "dude, no" and then I'm all like "you should probably go see a doctor" and then I'm like "yeah..."
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No. I never do this anyway.
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If you want to feel what it's like to have rabid porcupines at war in your stomach, go for it.
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Like a race of Ferris Buellers in The Shire.
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Jack Nicholson will wake up on the morning of December 23rd and have a coffee and two eggs, sunny side up. He will then implode into a black hole, destroying the world as we know it. After that he will revert and move on to the next planet with known life.
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The demon spawn reincarnation of Michael Jackson. It can breathe fire and shoot lethal rainbows out of it's eyes. It will rape your family. Watch the fuck out.
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I had forgotten all about that. Fuck you for bringing that up again....
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Be sure it was me and not my evil robot replica. The ass-hole's been getting around pretending to be me behind my back.......One of these days, I swear.....
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If you get me a sandwich I'm super hungry. Subway. Foot-long. Honey oat bread. Veggie pattie. Swiss cheese. Lettuce. Tomato. Toasted. And cool ranch Doritos would be nice. Then we can do everything best friends do. Including taking over the world....
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Possible? Yes. Illegal? Very.
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Not all of them do. Some spontaneously combust.
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JC Blanco’s Bio
Ask whatever you want, I'm illiterate.

