Martha Stewart's party is probably most lovely to attend

you should launch a star in her honor at http://standup2cancer.org

you can help fight cancer with my new project: http://hereisaheart.com

my cat, luke. he is particularly well-mannered and polite, especially for a cat.

"there's no better way that I can see to spend all the time while you're asleep, than holding your hands inside of mine"

when you smoke around me, it's the same as spitting in my face

prince. london.

#thisisgoingtobemynewvoicemailmessage

thank you, martha.

my cancer didn't recur

hell. yes.

my friend is the all-time jedi master of quoting lyrics, movies, books. so that's what it's about.

mmm... inside jokes. so meaty.