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Pouty!
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The length of time it's taken me to answer this one should be an answer in itself.
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I prefer full frontal nudity.
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I must've been too busy evoking his partying spirit to check my Formspring over here.I like the guy, I don't blame him for living it up, I'd probably do the some similar things if my feet were small enough to fit in his shoes.
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I've got my mistletoe beltbuckle,so I'd say I'm pretty set for the holidays.I'm usually available for in-depth convo,too!
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Yeah,first of all,it's a play on words.Rondo Awards,Hando Awards.One of Hando's(Russell Crowe) signature lines in "Romper Stomper"(1992) was "You filthy yellow monkeys!",so I incorporated that as a joke category.It's all a piss-take on all the self-absorbed online blog awards,and how cliquey they actually are,since the same five blogs seem to take home ALL the awards every year,despite the vast numbers of bloggers out there.
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To answer this,I'd have to actually watch TV.I can tell you that Metalocalypse is probably the BEST show on TV.But you musta knew that already.
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I like tossing 10 cc's or more of liquid testi-kids across yer mom's heaving busom,but that's as far as it goes.Gavin Rossdale of Bush might be up for another decade-long "experimental fling",run it by him.
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Yearly,about eighty inches.Not exactly a piss-drizzle,is it.
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I posted a pic of my blood-engorged junk on an adult site yesterday as a goof,and woke up to 74 chick requests tonight.Ironic that my dick commands more attention than my personality does.And people wonder why I balk at the idea of relationships,choosing to instead smoke an assload of cigarettes.Six bucks a pack,and you're guaranteed to never come home from work to find your smokes hotchatting and webcamming some slavic fuckbag nerd in Russia.Next?
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They don't work unless one person is willing to adopt a submissive role in them,which is great unless you've got two dominant personalities on board.Too many times people think they "own" their partners,and these days,that's just not the case.That old addage about setting free that which you love is probably one hundred percent true.And who the fuck is asking me all these deep questions all of a sudden,I'll moidah ya,ya bum.
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Just because I can grow a choice pair of mutton chops doesn't make me a shepherd.If I can live comfortably and share my good fortune with a few people who deserve it,I'd be very cool with that.
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Generally speaking,I'm a great guy.But ask yourself this:Why would I EVER wanna come off as a "nice guy" when multitudes of douchebags out there are already striking the fuck out with that particular modus operandi.You gotta get through the hard shell to get to the creamy interior.Good luck.
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Probably the last time I thought a chick was being faithful to me.I was wrong FTR.
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B.W.’s Bio
Let them hate,so long as they fear.
