Hamlet

I would hanker a guess at being born. Aside from that...

Probably hs1917. It was pretty definitive, and put me on the route to where I am now.

using www.lifehacker.com for everything. that is about it.

Hmm. Well currently ridiculously sunburnt (https://dailybooth.com/bethycotter/12892729), in Cobar (:)), preparing for uni, learning Dvorak.
So um, not bad? :)
Yourself?

Because it doesn't know who it is either.

Well. Pretty much permanently hot.
And on and off humid.
Yours?

Awesomeness.
(My folder of optimality has both gorgeous girls and pretty guys).

Kaleidoscopic
Megalomaniacal
Optimality

Because tumblr's a free country?
Because freedom of speech?
Because I don't often make hate posts, but sometimes hating on things is fun?
Because there's something rebloggable about a gif?
Because not liking something is a valid opinion too?
Because I can?
Pick one of the above.
Alternatively, if you didn't like my post, why'd you give it any attention?

Possibly, but alcohol would then need to be taxed higher.

Because when Bloody Stupid Johnson tried redefining it to be 3 the universe exploded.

I honestly have no idea. I suppose I'd swap from instinctively grabbing things with my right, but I'm not sure how entirely my perception is ruled by my dominant hand.
I'd probably notice more of the inconveniences to being left handed, or comment on how mainstream being right is.

Read books, write letters, tumblr.
Tumblr's good :P

Hipsterness makes anything awesome. I'd take that :P Plus, alliterative. Done deal.

Hmm, criteria for worst possible. It would have to adversely affect me, not be something that could be easily ignored.
Something that required me to spend money? Something that required me to publicly embarrass myself?
I really have no idea. Most things that people give you are either good or indifferent. It's hard to give people something that adversely affects them.
(Herpes? :P)

Difficult to say, I don't remember that many surprises.
Maybe being given traffic lights for my birthday?

Hmm, I'm really not sure. I try and do weird things on a regular basis.
There was that time I drank banana bread through a straw though.

This thing called 'Google', they have like a search function and image search thing and you can look at maps and it's just really useful and I swear nobody's ever heard of it, they always ask other people questions instead of just looking them up with Google!
Aside from that, I don't tend to use completely unheard of websites - if I've found them someone else generally pointed me at them.
Cool websites though...
http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html
http://savethewords.org
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
http://secure.airdropper.com/

There have been a few talks I've had to have with people which have scared me a lot emotionally. Aside from that climbing things tends to be pretty terrifying. Amazing, and it doesn't stop me from doing it. It's just scary :P

I generally read. But I tend to find it pretty easy to fall asleep.