Haha, if I were to list the things that annoy me, I'm fairly sure I'd overload the database. Just briefly though - abuse of trust, lack of faith, and ignorance ride pretty high on my lists. I don't handle those very well.

Also, Lamb. I will murder someone for ruining my food with that stuff.

That all depends, Lizmah. There's been several minutes. At least 7 of them. Would you say it's been one?

The TV guide.

(do they even make those anymore???)

Fleshy.

Seven million dollars.

Purple. And red. And green. And Mexican.

I always think about the Moon. It's like a fat white dude who got stuck in the sky. And who doesn't think about fat white dudes?

Depends what kind they were. If they were something cliché like Roses or Daisies then fuck no. I want originality.

When I was about three and a half years old. It's been traumatic.

Fuck no. Give me Betty White any day of the week.

... though Bea Arthur's voice is pretty alluring, somehow...

No, sick as in, "This beat is sick, let me ride your disco stick."

:tmyk:

Frohawk is more accurate my friend. The sick hawk is in my pants.

Precious Roy. With his patented Precious Roy Cheese Cutter Pirate Deflection Ray.

That depends what time you mean. Ones which come to mind are Hammertime, which it is always time for, same with Tool Time. And Chili. Always time for Chili. But never, and I mean NEVER, is it time for Super Happy Fun Time. DON'T DO THAT.

So much on my mind that I can't recline,
Blastin' holes in the night 'til she bled sunshine
Breathe in, inhale vapours from bright stars that shine,
Breathe out, green smoke retrace the skyline,
Heard the bass ride out like an ancient mating call
I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin',
Chest heavin', against the flesh of the evenin',
Kiss the ides goodbye, I'm on the last train leavin'.

If you're unfamiliar with these lyrics, firstly, you're a spanner and I hate you, and secondly, familiarise yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeTnog5RRQo

Play

Perhaps I will play it. I've been waiting to for a long time. Unfortunately working as much as I do I don't exactly get a whole lot of free time with which to explore new games.

The cake is only as much a lie as the person interpreting its existence wishes to consider it. Personally I'm quite fond of cake and quite sure it is not a lie, however, I guess contextually it could possibly be a lie.

Never played Portal. I know, I'm a bad nerd. Woe.

Now THAT is a difficult question. Not much a fan of raspberry truth be told... but choc/peanut and choc/mint are two of my all-time favourites. Choosing between them I liken to choosing between children... I just can't do it.

(but if I had to say, choc/mint. Choc/peanut is more of an occasional treat... gotta be in the mood for it)

BECAUSE YOU'RE OBSESSED.

I'm not entirely sure. I'm a sucker for thick European ones, but then again I'm quite fond of some of the ones from the good ol' US of A too...

Let's just say a good accent is a pretty sure way to my heart.