That means I must of been a twat to you, so therefore I couldn't give a shit, as I probably don't like you <3

Ali, of course.
Jokes, she smells. Really bad :/

sorry that i had to break my arm and sholder! i feel like such a pussy! your ssooo right.

You've already sent this, I've already gone on about how stupid this. I can't be bothered to repeat myself. Good Day to you.

It's england... says it all

May I please have a question from someone who does not sound like a homosexual.

If my mum dies on 31st august 2012 i will give you a fiver.

Buy and sell to someone desperate, eg. Earlier this year When I got my free cookie from subway I then sold it to Zanesh for 2quid

Chill the fuck out.

You don't need mates when you've got the wolf pack...
Umm. In no particular order, and probably missing out a few:
matkin, hilton, reecey, todd, fred, sagar, casewell, nellany, emma, soph, issy.
john and mike are two of the nicest guys I know, but I'm not that close to them really. They're a bit too cool for folks like me ;)

take a look at africa.

Dominoes, perfect pizza, pizza express, Ask and pizza hut... Take your pick

in england, theres no need, your freezing your ass off already.

no i love YOU more <3

i dont want to get arrested for animal fondling.

lose yourself, till I collapse

i wouldnt care if you were..

^ you make hitler look successful.

"I love my silk cuts,"
*struggles to breathe*
"...They're lovelyy"

shut the fuck up, I'll shoot your mum.