I know what you're trying to ask, but I'm not sure you're asking it. I generally use windows pc, but occasionally will boot things up in linux for a laugh.

Ich bein ein hamburglar

Mi non parlare

I'm moving to the country in a couple of months, and I can't fucking wait.

You should figure out what you want to do with your life

No, my parents house got broken into a few times, but that is far from exciting

I'm jealous

No. The picture is of myself and my beloved fiancee @missoj. I think that's her name on here

Dust mites and cat saliva

I don't remember ever getting one.

I have a multi headed trimmer, some cheap arse shaving cream, a gillette fusion razor, some kind of aftershave balm, orange loreal goo that I use on my head

Slightly more introverted I have come to realise

I don't really know. Good question though.

I wasn't really a drug guy

Upper management

Keeping my mouth shut when it is going to get me into trouble

Had plans of a sort

I am seldom social except when I get to spend weekends with my fiancee

Hand wash only?

The bat on the Bacardi bottle