Ok, this is a tie between two dreams:
1) A while ago, I had a dream that I was walking by the Black Lake at Hogwarts and suddenly Tigger was in front of me and he was wearing the blue dress from The Princess Bride, and suddenly I was in a tux, and then Bohemian Rhapsody started playing out of the air. And he courtsied. So I bowed. And we waltzed together. And that was it.
2) This was actually only like Monday night: I was running down the halls of Hogwarts from Fiendfyre, and I kinda kept into a room off to the side and shut the door, and I turned around and it's a huge orgy of gay men. Like, a HUGE ORGY. So I obviously got in on that until McGonegal's voice came over the PA and was like, "Hogwarts is being attacked! Students to your posts, fulfill your duty and protect our school!" and so everyone like ran, so I ran to the entrance courtyard and I was ducking behind a corner because Voldemort and the Death Eaters were there. I deemed it necessary to rain so I pulled out my wand and cast the spell "Cumulonimbus!" over his head (I don't even think it's an actual spell) and he got pissed and just pointed his wand at the cloud and yelled "NO." and it just went away and then he glared at me and yelled, "Wherever you got that spell, GET A DAMN REFUND!!" and we started dueling except it was just waving our wands and spells magically came out, and that's when I woke up.

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6
“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

I myself am gay, so I do in fact know a good amount. We gays are very much like Asians and Indians: We all know each other.

I'm not pregnant. The dude was surprised when a random brown baby was on the front porch nine months later >:D

hmmm... that depends on a lot of things. how long you guys been going out is a big one.

well thought out gifts are always a lot more meaningful than expensive trinkets. sit down and think about what things she loves most in the world and work from there. make it unique and meaningful. if all else fails, plan a day to do a whole bunch of things she loves. make it a complete surprise and just devote the whole day to her.

that's the best I can do, hope it helped a little. good luck! :)

oh... and do I know you? lol