It's best to ask me something between 8 and 11pm CST. That's usually when I'm drunk.
Recent Responses
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yeah, figured i'd bring the pain tonight.
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ronery is my betrothed, good sir, and i will not step aside for some heathen come out the blue. if you want him, then we duel to the death.
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From March to September, I'm a sneeze machine.
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Work, bro. Work.
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sounds like a blast, sir, but i won't be able to. between now and the next round, i'll have very little free time.
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You were being a bad boy, Constantine. Welcome back.
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it's coming up on a year now, and i haven't yet.
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when i was around 9 years old. i was running around my friend's backyard one day. my dad and his dad were sitting on the porch, drinking beer. i asked if i could have one, and my dad opened one and gave it to me. it was a Red Dog, i remember that much. i took a drink, then immediately started gagging because it was so disgusting. he said "you didn't like that, did you?" i said "no, sir." he said "good. don't let me see you drinking another one until you're 21." good man, my father.
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sure. there's Constantine, The Duchess, Pooperscooper, Fucknuts Anon, The Truth, Blind Tony, Old Man River, Perpetually Bad Lyrics Anon, HNNNGGGers, Raging Bull, Camel Jack, PrettySureThisDudeIsHugeAndBlack Anon, Wolfensteiner, Rage Cage, Beefy, CrapiestCrapEver, and The Original and Most Diabolical Dien. that's just a few regulars that i can remember.
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i fuel commercial aircraft at an international airport. working until 60 something and retiring has never sat right with me. i'm looking for something i can do to circumvent all that. perhaps i'll make it as a writer.
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oh, it's pretty glorious.
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i've been told several times i look like a young Hugo Weaving, which is sort of disturbing.
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i pop my thumbs in and out of their sockets when i'm nervous, over and over. it's sickening, but i don't even notice it. it's a tick i picked up during a particular stretch of drug abuse a few years ago.
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NO GOSICK BDS? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! also Nichijou.
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thanks, i'll note it in the description. it won't change the timing, however, and if any vocal tracks are obviously off pitch, i can correct them myself. i believe the pitch change in that video isn't any more than 1% higher, so it would be an easy fix.
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you must be lady. if you are not, you haven't a hope of succeeding. i'm sorry.
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nay, but i should get one. my mailman doesn't like me very much.
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The Bedford Strangler’s Bio
Irving, TX
I strangle people in Bedford. The cops know who I am and where I live. They know I strangle people. They don't come arrest me. I don't get it.
