Hi Jay-Z, I notice that you didn't answer any of my questions. That's ok, I do appreciate the offer of a discounted pair of your shoes. Are you giving me this deal because you know I bought "Kingdom Come" and it wasn't very good? I mean, I liked the song with the Coldplay guy and all, but I'm not so sure about the rest.

I guess I owed it to you to buy the album, since I downloaded your other albums for free when Napster first became popular. Are we cool?