If you have babby thighs like @bazookabii, then yes. Otherwise, it will tone them up. It is better at increasing calf size, and sprints will add more size than long distance running. But, the best way to add size is to do lifts like Squat, Keg Press, Clean & Jerk, etc. 1-6 reps for strength and mass and 8-12 reps for muscle size.

Hmmm, the way my friends and I use the word "peasants" is more in a colloquial sense.

If that person is not an ass shat to me, then no, you are not a peasant and kudos to you for trying.

BUT, if you are indeed an ass shat to me, then I will refer to you as a peasant IF your major has no viable career options in the future OR my career pathway will make substantially more money than yours. If you are in the same major or pursuing a career in the same salary tier as mine AND you are an ass shat to me, then you are NOT a peasant, but in the fagt tier. G'day to you sir.

Lol, anon-chan how do you know that I've graduate/graduating unless you're a stalker desu.

Anyways,
Biology degree with Honors, Summa Cum Laude, President's List, Dean's List, and BioTrek Docent Award for Excellence.

It sounds annoying. Like yeah it's fine to do it jokingly once in awhile and obviously it's cool if you're reading over their HW or paper or something.

All the time sounds annoying. I would just be like: "I'm speaking colloquially, do you know what that means?" If not then that person's a dumb shat.

Or I'll be like, "I ain't an English major. YOLO"

Cook:
@CanadianRocker since he seems to have good taste in the foods he eats.
@Handegganiki since he seems like he knows whats good too, and how to make people lean. And by lean I mean SWOLL.
@Cidokun making beats and making meals. He's essentially the token black guy on the force since he is the only cook close enough to Argentina. Trust him, he is white.
@Angeburgers making hot doges.
@LinkFi giving us the best flavors of the East... LA.
@ThePepperized for giving us spice. So basically LinkFi but with more peppers.

Waiter:
@GabrielRyuChan
@PywackettBarche
@Akaneww

They have bodies feminine enough to adhere to our non CIS fanbase.

Waitress:
@LizardxInfinity
@OshiriNi
@bazookabii
@helveticaotsu

When they aren't making silly gossip they are entertaining our customers by being the only likable people ever on Earth. Yes, even our cooks are jerks.

Janitors:
@Bonegod cleans up the bodies and demeats them for future use.
@Jesse41993 pickpockets and steals the tips to buy more shitty dead sega console games
@ElectricBugaboo keeps everything in check and makes sure the janitors are pickpocketing and stealing tips
@Mastaz is the one zoning for the tips. It's a never ending struggle.
@MrDrCactiRanger is the janitor that hits on all of the girls and mostly Akane. DO YOUR JERB.

Managers:
@SimplyLiquid because I made the god damn resetraunt
@iCirno just because I don't have anybody else to co-manage even though I know he doesn't care one bit and will just play video games and spend our income on cosmetic items

Fired Individuals:
@Branchcommander for trying to make finish food by pouring salt into every single dish.
@TacoRiichi for false advertising and knowing nothing about making Tacos.
@Voicefag for not spending too much time on our Karaoke machines when he should have been dancing like a girl like the other waiters.

I guess you can say our restaurant specializes in roasting over an open fire.

5'6, Asian, slim, likes anime and video games, is nice and funny and is super kawaii.