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I'm as old as the sea, as bright as the moon and twice as fat as a cookie. And that equals 25.
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butter. forever and always. i love butter like paula deen loves butter. fried butter sounds like a great idea to me. icelandic butter is the best butter i've had. even on their airplanes. fly iceland air for the butter. do it!!
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Pick a really great drug. Like Benadryl. I got red and itchy from penicillin once and Benadryl saved my skin. From being scratched by my self. Or write about someone who gets sick all the time so they can take antibiotics. Note - These ideas are only as dumb as the assignment. Whoever created this story assignment is a Grade-A Moron. In fact, don't write the story and fail english just to spite everybody!! Including yourself!!
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YES! How about don't. Drugs are for perverts and clowns. And being "inspired by trainspotting" is like being "perverted by a clown." It's been done. To death. Drugs have been done. You know what hasn't been done so much ?? Roast goose christmas stories. Or an addiction to short stories about drug addiction. POOP POOPY POOP POOP. Fart on that, cheese wizard.
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because you're dumb as a stump and at least twice as ugly. get a job. wash your face. or maybe also you have no classy lady friends to live up to. you are living down. DOWNTOWN. The lights are much brighter there, you can forget all your troubles - forget all your cares and go DOWNTOWN. Things'll be great. When you're downtown. No finer place, fore sure. Downtown. Everything's waiting for you.
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a pretty good swimmer. not great. but pretty good.
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Boy, the way you blowin up my phone
wont make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster,
leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
cause this is a disaster!
Callin like a collector -
sorry, I cannot answer!
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BALLOONS!!!’s Bio
I eat breakfast for breakfast!!
