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    1. John Root
      baconsupreme 11 Feb 11

      You never take the time and smell the chyea. I wish you played SSBB more often.

      there are like 15 people this could be and all of them are awesome

    2. John Root
      baconsupreme 12 Jul 10

      Hi John, you might not remember me but I have had a crush on you for the longest time but was too shy to say anything. Can you guess who I am? Here is a hint, look for xSweetxCakesx at http://bit.ly/decmrw Hope to hear from you soon!

      This kind of stuff would work... IF I had any sex appeal whatsoever.

    3. John Root
      baconsupreme 2 Jun 10

      hi?

      oh god i haven't checked this thing in forever
      hi

    4. John Root
      baconsupreme 2 Jun 10

      when will you stop eating your own poop

      it's impossible to stop something you never start

    5. John Root
      baconsupreme 2 Jun 10

      Why don't you wear shoes.

      i find it more comfortable and don't particularly give a shit about what's on the ground

    6. John Root
      baconsupreme 19 Apr 10

      you are easily the best facebook status maker ever.

      This is not a question.

    7. John Root
      baconsupreme 24 Mar 10

      Hurp derp?

      Derp derp hurp derp. Derp hurp; derp hurp hurp derp derp derp hurp derp. Derp derp hurp derp, derp derp DERP hurp derp. Derp. Hurp. DURP.

    8. John Root
      baconsupreme responded to EcksNaut 24 Mar 10

      HOLY SHIT WHEN DID YOU BECOME WHITE WHAT

      It was cold outside.

    9. John Root
      baconsupreme 24 Mar 10

      If you could become any fictional character, who would you be?

      SIMON THE DIGGER

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