nope. I don't sound that cool i promise.

max ernst, gustav klimt, egon schiele, man ray, joel peter witkin, gregory jacobsen, francis bacon, balthus, joe coleman, stu mead, larry clark, andre serrano

that's a pretty basic list, but it's all i could think of off the top of my head.

maybe. i don't honestly know for sure.

not where i'm posting videos of myself or anything

yes, i think they did. i think other people knew, as well, though.

yeah. i would be good at cooking if i exerted the effort, i just don't have to.

it just depends on what you mean by inside job.

i don't usually go for guys. i just let things happen. i have dated guys older than me before, though. i don't really care about age, it's more about how we interact.

basically.

i like the idea of it, but i mean... i've never experienced it so i don't know.

gratuitous picture of yourself

a bowl that contains the contents of a burrito.

no. my sister does, though. i have never been into the whole bar scene. i don't have the patience for drunk people that i don't know.

hah. i won't say. it doesn't matter anyway. i'm not searching for a new dick.

that's what i was afraid of. i seriously have a good metabolism. i am not a person anyone should emulate in any capacity when it comes to dieting because i am not normal. most people would put on weight if they ate like i did & i could tell the interest being shown towards my food intake was coming from a place like this. my mother was very obese my whole life & has recently lost almost 90 lbs in 8 months by almost completely wiping out carb intake (she doesn't 100% not eat carbs, she just is conscious of what she consumes & in what combination), cutting out drinking all the diet coke she used to drown herself in & by portion control. she eats 5 times a day, but always smaller meals. if she goes out, she eats half of what she orders & brings the other half home to consume either the next day or later, depending on what time of day she ate. everyone's body is different & everyone metabolized things differently, but she does very light workouts because she doesn't have a lot of free time & just stays very focused on the amount of food she eats in one sitting. her way of losing weight doesn't work as well for one of her coworkers, though, so it just goes to show that everybody is different. i would talk to a doctor about your health if you want a good answer on how to lose weight, because they would know your body better than anyone else besides you.

i've had this formspring for a long time.

almost 5 years ago. work.

maybe.

like... every visual discipline? including film? photographers AND painters AND drawing AND sculpture?? this is going to take me a while. are you sure you can't be more specific?

no, i like having them. i don't like getting cat called or mean mugged for showing them off, though.