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    1. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 9 Jun 10

      How has your 2010 been so far? Improvement on 2009? High/low lights?

      mixed bag. end of 2009 was utter dogshit, start of 2010 was the same, getting better now.

      highlights were slam dunk, groezrock and new found glory at the fighting cocks - lowlights were the few weeks after my birthday and my housemate turning into a fucking bellend

    2. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to jukeboxromeo 9 Jun 10

      Why are you so gay? :).

      birth defect.

    3. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 12 May 10

      Worst job you've had? Why did you do it? When?

      Somerfield when I was sixteen. Just for the cahs when I was at school. "proper" job wise it's my current one,

    4. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 12 May 10

      Who would play you in the film of your life? In an ideal world and in reality?

      Tom Hanks. Mainly because he has been good in everything, and his name is tom.

      in reality - probably Danny Dyer, cos he's career's in the spitpan and I'd like to be remembered as half the geezer he is.

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      aylott responded to Byronchenko 12 May 10

      What are your thoughts on the/an afterlife? Do you believe there's anything after the world we have now, spiritually/physically?

      i don't actually write off creationism - if we waited a thousand years, we'd probably be able to terraform and put life on a planet like ours - but then we wouldn't give a shit about the souls of things on there, so nah - i guess not. oblivion it is... though that's probably better for humanity knowing Myley Cyrus doesn't carry on spiritually.

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      aylott responded to Byronchenko 12 May 10

      Which band that you have listened to for the first time in 2010 have impressed you the most? Why didn't you listen to them earlier?

      Kids in Glass Houses. New album is awesome. Never listened before because they used to be SHIT live.

    7. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 12 May 10

      Would you rather fuck a midget or a Downs?

      tough call. downs because i wouldn't want to think of Lowman's exploits while I was doing it.

    8. Tom Aylott
      aylott 5 Mar 10

      How many ticks will you be back in?

      how long is a piece of eight?

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      aylott 22 Feb 10

      What's your favourite weapon?

      cheese.

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      aylott 15 Feb 10

      Dinosaurs are alive again. Which one do you have as a pet?

      Bowser! Does that count?!

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      aylott 15 Feb 10

      big fish, little fish or cardboard box?

      big fish.

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      aylott 14 Feb 10

      how did you get to be so awesome?

      hard work, patience, and steroids.

    13. Tom Aylott
      aylott 14 Feb 10

      What's your favourite kind of cheese?

      Cathedral City Mature. Blates.

    14. Tom Aylott
      aylott 14 Feb 10

      Cake or death?

      Cake.

    15. Tom Aylott
      aylott 10 Feb 10

      Naomi, Effy, and the lesbian twin from Skins. MARRY, SHAG, KILL?

      kill, kill, kill

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      aylott 10 Feb 10

      how much do you get paid?

      i got told it was vulgar to talk about wages on the internet... but either way - not nearly enough for what i want to do, far too much for what i actually do.

    17. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 7 Feb 10

      What would you choose on Desert Island Discs? Eight pieces of music, one book (Works of Shakespeare and The Bible/another religious/ philosophical work are already there) and one luxury (inanimate, and of no use in escaping the island/contacting anyone)

      book- hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world (haruki murakami)

      music (this would change LOADS)
      1. WIthout Country - Tiger Please
      2. Jenny was a friend of Mine - the Killers
      3. Hunt the Haunted- Kids in Glass Houses
      4. Archers - Brand New
      5. Papercut - Linkin Park
      6. Pollution - Limp Bizkit
      7. Holiday - Weezer
      8. Samson - Regina Spektor

      Luxury - the bigger of my two sofas. it's perfection in furniture form. could sleep and happily pass the days away on it.

    18. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 7 Feb 10

      What is your party trick?

      no idea. i tend to sit in the corner and laugh at people... does that count!?

    19. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Tag 7 Feb 10

      Which Disney Character do you think you a)are most similar to in looks and b)most similar to in personality

      a) Aladdin b) Abu

    20. Tom Aylott
      aylott responded to Byronchenko 7 Feb 10

      What was your childhood like? Where did you grow up? Is there any interests you gave up on and regret? Are you still friends with anyone from then?

      my childhood was a walk in the park really. born in Dorset, grew up bored and got out as soon as possible. lots of idiots i don't talk to any more, but definitely some people i still stay in the touch with, if only as an acquaintance thing these days. i was really interested in music production when i was younger, and can pretty much only just about record demos at the moment despite having around £2000 of stuff i got as i went along.

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