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STOP IT MOM!
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asked by kingoftv
Both my mother and my grandmother died defending their last piece of pizza, so this question hurts.
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It becomes inappropriate when your kid hides your clean clothes.
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awryone via QuestionMe
I've never heard The Black and White Stripes, but their name is very derivative. Besides, Zebras love Starship because Zebras are idiots.
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You answered your own question incorrectly. Cats prefer hamartia which is perfect for you because you will probably die in a pile of your own cats.
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Sorry, no. The kid got out so we had the cage and the kid crushed. Best of luck with whatever it is you need to tie down ... my guess is it's your mom - loose slutty type, right?
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Hand it to the EMT when they pick up your bleeding child.
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It really depends on your body's nutritional needs. From your question, I gather you need something with loads of DHA to make you smarter.
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It is all of those and none as I am an enigma wrapped in a puzzle then stuffed with pizza.
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You shouldn't be playing Wii at work in this economy.
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The commercialization of Festivus prompted a need for a new holiday which I call Fistingus.
Come on over and celebrate, sailor. -
I already answered this question.
He is a tender lover and I won't say more than that. -
FOR THE LAST TIME ... STAY OFF MY WEBPAGE, MOM!
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I am assuming you are at work?
The nalgene bottle is yours?
The carpet is not yours?
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Just one. One big deliciously illegal and violently satisfying lick with a hammer.
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Why not shit potion?
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I would ask for an all you can eat buffet and never stop.
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Serious answer? Richard Pryor
True answer? Your mom's beaversnatch. -
I think the question should be more or fewer TVs. Watching one at a time is so 1980s.
Watch more TVs!
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Ex-grifter.
