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if her pimp doesn't have you offed within the week, then you're officially in a relationship! congratulations!
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I remember every revert war like it was yesterday. Unfortunately this means they all get blurred together into a single memory of frantically clicking mice and churning CPUs, so probably not.
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I don't feel comfortable answering this question.
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I don't feel comfortable answering this question.
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I'm afraid the obvious answer here is salad dressing. I'm not a very advanced cook.
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to make the lives of actual people easier, but OH NO THE LIBERALS HAD TO GO AND FUCK THAT UP TOO. ---IMPEACH LINCOLN---
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strike the surface with a material higher up on the hardness scale
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Mr. T would pity the first person to go up to Dr. Who and sarcastically ask him "Do you have the time?"
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Because babies are growing at a rapid rate, their skin cells are constantly dying off and being replaced. There are enough of these skin cells floating through the air that, with every breath you take, you are actually breathing in 0.0002% of a baby.
I had two at lunch and I've got another half in the fridge at home. -
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middle schools? more like leftist schools amirite
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where would you stick it in?
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you didn't put it on the shopping list.
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I can, but Taco Bell would sue my ass.
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Dry-hump an altar boy.
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Martin Freeman
because "Sherlock".
also because "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
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awkisopen’s Bio
Writer, Uncyclopedia admin (inactive), Minecraft server developer
