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    1. Andy Welfle

      I think my fave Roger Moore James Bond was The Spy Who Loved Me. But mostly because lady spies are so sexy, and Barbara Bach did it so well. (In fact, nobody does it better.)

    2. Andy Welfle

      To find the princess. But she always seems to be in another castle.

      I think she is avoiding me.

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      Oye. Well, there are so many variables here, I can't even begin to answer this question. First, I need to know, a) the wingspan of the African Swallowtail, b) whether or not it was indeed an African Swallowtail or a European Swallowtail, and c) whether or not they could carry an answer-catcher across great distances. It all depends on their migratory patterns. Overall, A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound answer catcher.

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      I did it just once. That was the night my eyeball fell out and the cat tried to eat it. I don't like to talk about it.

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      I did it just once. That was the night my eyeball fell out and the cat tried to eat it. I don't like to talk about it.

    7. Andy Welfle

      I know, right? I thought it was chemicals like Vegetable mono- and diglycerides suspended in butterfat!

    8. Andy Welfle

      Okay. Enough bandying about. No more lollygagging. I'll give you a straight answer. I am.. --e;goisdn.,gjhs'lgkh;lib /connection terminated/

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      I know, right? I thought it was chemicals like Vegetable mono- and diglycerides suspended in butterfat!

    10. Andy Welfle

      I wouldn't be too broken up about it. That way, local places like Firefly and Old Crown would flourish a little faster.

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      Definitely. The edible kind, the computing kind, and the Fiona kind.

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      Conclusions from the fact that it took me a day to answer this question.

    16. Andy Welfle

      THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.

      And to give you some perspective, today has also included this idea: "Those stuffed mushrooms look gluten-free. You should try some!"

      And they were delicious.

      Beret buddies it is! I want mine to be tweed.

    17. Andy Welfle

      I like to think that every situation in my life is a work of improv performance art, so art is anywhere and everywhere that I am. It's a good thing that my name's not Arthur, or else the world would just implode with my artiness.

    18. Andy Welfle

      That's a long story. I want my favorite color to be green, but it's actually blue. See the 25 Things About Myself that Katie wrote about me on Facebook last year: http://bn-in.facebook.com/notes.php?id=57104472&start=0&hash=53b59a6afa3d95d195f7c4690b10c0b4

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      I think first, they need to figure out precisely how many seas the white dove must sail, and which ones. It is similar, I'm sure, to the migration patterns of African Swallowtails.

      And who are you calling a hippie-hater? How many road have *you* walked down before they could call you a man?

Andy Welfle

Fort Wayne, IN

www.welfle.com

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