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I can't quite remember to be honest, but I'm certain Lindsay was involved in some way.
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Homo sapiens.
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Am I to believe that the homo sapien is a eukaryote?
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Do you believe in a a china teapot revolving around the sun in an elliptical orbit between Earth and Mars?
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And I thought my jokes were bad...
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Pineapple, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and sometimes green pepper.
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What the fuck do I do in the bathroom besides shower, shit, and brush my teeth?
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Only if we evolve and make chocolate our next form of currency.
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As a matter of fact, yes. And actually, I know exactly whose life I'm living. He's a good friend of mine. His name is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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Civilization. That is, of course, if one defines civilization as the expansion and growth of cities.
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Since there would probably be some sort of loophole like, "You can live one year of your choosing over again, but you get one year taken from your lifespan," none.
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I believe that there is life elsewhere within the universe. With all that space, how could there not? (Actually, discovery suggests that life once existed on Mars billions of years ago. Also, DNA, the nucleic acid required for life, have been discovered within meteorites that have collided with the Earth.)
Now whether it is intelligent, whether it has evolved to and/or past the point of civilization, is a different story entirely. One that I don't believe anyone can come close to concluding at this point. I can say, however, that if there is life elsewhere with the technology to make it to our little mote of dust from billions of lightyears away it will be anything but hostile.
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Chris...’s Bio
I like my coffee the way I like my women - with sugar and swag.
