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I want you to know that after I read this I boarded up my entire apartment like Night of the Living Dead. You scare the shit out of me.
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It's a color called "murder". It's the color of your face mixed bruises and bullets.
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I'd be every age, all at once.
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I don't know for sure, but it probably involves banging.
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I once cut a man's head off by doing a sideways cartwheel through their neck.
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One time, years ago, I got home from a long day at work only to realize that I had no more beers in my refrigerator. That's when I stopped wanting to live... For about 10 minutes while I went uptown to get more
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I fall in deep, deep love every day. Usually it's when I'm looking at or thinking about myself.
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David and Goliath because I'm a small man and I can beat up any kind of giant who wants to fight me.
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Why squirrels are so afraid of humans. I've never hurt a squirrel and they still always dart away from me. I just want to pet one.
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Me, awesome, here, because, I was born that way.
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Absolutely! I saw some little baby foxes in the woods one time when I was trying to seduce this girl. That connection has stuck with me ever since, so now whenever I think about banging I also think about foxes.
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Good one. The ol' Chuck Norris is a beast stuff. That never gets old. Go to a campfire with family and friends, get drunk and fall into the fire. Then hopefully get pulled out quickly by your family. I don't want you to die. I just want you to rethink your personality.
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Absolutely not. I'm too strong to be man raped.
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I don't even know where to begin with this question. I'd probably get butt banged by dudes because I wouldn't have to do anything besides lay there and dream of boobs and candies.
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Josh Person
Josh Person’s Bio
I lol at your lack of awesomeness and I pwn every question.
I will answer any question about any goddamn thing. If it ends in a question mark I will answer it.
