Guys there's a virgin acid camper on my formspring. What should I do?

First, I check my pokedex to see if I have one already, because I like to avoid wasting balls on duplicates. Then I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN ATTACK MODE AND DIGIVOLVE TO FORM MEGAZORD AND IT CASTS MAGIC MISSILE ON THE CAT BUT THE POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!! SO IT'S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD BUT IF CALIFORNIA BREAKS OFF EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY AND ALASKA AND HAWAII CAN COME TOO the end

I was never a dragon around jumbo jets at 7. I was busy being a POWER RANGER so obvs it was my Zord. :D

HEY LOOK AT THAT I JUST DECIDED MY BEST FRIEND IS [insert enemy name here] OH DARN WELL THIS IS TRAGIC BUT YOU MUST DIE -stabbity- WOEFUL MOURNING ETC.

You!

All of them. All the eras. But I really like 80s/90s dance and pop because I have no sophistication whatsoever.

Baroque is really sexy too though.

Kiota.

imho? okay this might sound lame but still, I'm voting Tetris

I think I'd direct myself so it could as wacky as I am, and cast somebody more camera-friendly as the star. Winona Ryder w/ short hair kinda looks like my hair, I guess, so maybe?

I like that my first priority when thinking was hair-matching and non face-matching. I don't think there is anyone who matches my face anyway (SHUT UP NO I WILL NOT CAST JACK NICHOLSON)

Being born

AHA I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE I LOVE IT

Telling secrets is cheating ;)

Human, so that I might continue to imagine being all of them, instead of experiencing one

Obviously, SPONTANEOUS ENDANGERED COMBUSTION

Look at how far ahead of schedule they were. They probably figured they had time to make a sammich and have a quick breather.

Must. Lock. Doors.

SUCH A BADASS

Depends, how much will a galleon buy?

Marietta, GA. Small, brown, yellow trim shutters on the windows. Rectangular design with kitchen, den and living room at the end, then a long hall with the bathroom and our bedroom, spare bedroom (which I later moved into), and parents' room+ their bathroom. Garage with a pantry in there; decent-sized yard; chain-link fence; screened in wood porch. We had a sandbox, swingset/slide, shed, my own tree, my sister's own tree, and the huuuge maple tree. Also some pines and a plum tree. Also a playhouse my grandfather built, iirc.

I will always consider Georgia my home more than Florida.

Sad what time does. We went by the neighborhood a few years ago. It's got barbed wire all around the top of the fence, and a beware of dog sign. They took over the yard with a fancyface above-ground wooden pool deck and hot tub thing.

To live an ethical life.

Everything I do is to this goal, even if it doesn't seem so at the surface. I am extremely disciplined in this regard.