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At this very moment, I'm listening to Jónsi - Boy Lilikoi.mp3
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Al is the husband of the lady you're fcking. The clock radio is your friend. It lets you know when Al is on his way home so you can pull out just in time.
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I was having a really bad episode in 2007. Sh't was just not working out, at all. I pushed everything and everyone away. But she stood by me. And I remember one night, she took me out to the top of the Topanga Canyons. I got out and walked towards the edge and looked up at the stars and out at the city lights. Then I felt her holding my hand. I actually felt loved at that particular moment.
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Yup. And sometimes it'd be the shit itself that would splash up.
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My two testicles and my penis. That's three, right? Cause that would be a handful.
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To the bank and see if I can cash in some of this "unlimited budget."
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They gave me their virginity. So in return, I gave them mine. That was pretty nice.
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Ary Mega’s Bio
I try'n do karate and get females pregnant on a daily basis.

