Completed? Hahaha... Well I'm *almost* finished with a paper mache horse for my sister-in-law. Exciting.

That's me on my wedding day. :)

Well it depends on what/who you're euthanizing and why! Short answers: I think people should have the right to choose when they die, I think it is a mercy to put down animals that are suffering and have little to no hope of recovery, and while I wish every animal shelter were no-kill, I recognize that that's just not realistic in the world we currently live.

Oh goodness.... Caprese with fresh heirloom tomatoes and basil and homemade mozzarella, fresh-squeezed lemonade with home-grown lemons, strawberries, and... a fried egg BLT! With avocado! Aw yeah.

lol

This is the best question to ever ask anyone. If you ever score a meeting with the President, these should be the first words off your lips.

Well my OK Cupid profile says artistic, badass, and flamboyant.

Yes. About a million times better. That's not to say it won't be hard. Bi folks have to put up with a lot of stupid myths on top of the general anti-gay stuff. I lost a couple friends when I came out, but not my closest, and beyond that I never had a problem. And if this results in unwanted attention from closet cases, tell them that just because you're bi doesn't mean you want to fuck EVERYTHING. Thanks, but no thanks. Or if they're hot, tell them you don't want to deal with the drama of the closet and to look you up once they come to terms with who they are. ;)

SO GOOD! :D

John Lee Hooker, but much love for both!

Oh I don't know that there's anyone I idolize so much that I'd call them my hero, but there are several people who I respect and admire who inspire me. My mom, Rachel Maddow, Micheal Pollan, and Joel Salatin come to mind.

My first reaction is She-Ra, clearly, but I once saw the very Mr. Rogers-esque bartender in Kentucky put a guy down on the ground in one bop...

ITALIAN and INDIAN and GREEK hardcore.

Well I married a Trekkie fluent in Elvish, so there's not much of a line, but yeah, big no to furries (unless you just draw them (*nonsexually*) on occasion) and LARPing (unless we're counting sexual roleplay, haha). Sorry guys, everyone makes fun of you, and so do I.

Cyanide via crushed cherry pits. Make it look like you were a moron and offed yourself accidentally after baking a delicious pie.

Once when I was little I ate all the marshmellows in a box of lucky charms and threw the rest of the cereal in the middle of the living room floor.

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

I would have... negative 1 nickels. 1 minus 2. And ew. :(

That guys who sells shit on the street on 2nd Avenue. I bet he's got it. You'll probably have to buy it off him for $22. You might be able to talk him down to $17.

While I rather like the idea of a slave for eternity, I wouldn't want it to be someone I already know. Either they'd have to be someone hot that I like, and then I'd feel bad for enslaving them, or else it would be someone I hate, and then I would hate to be around them so much. So... let's go with a person I have yet to meet with good cleaning skills who I dislike enough that I don't feel bad enslaving them but not so creepy that I feel gross having them in my house.

I could probably find this on the internet quite easily, but the proper creepiness balance is so very difficult to come by...