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    1. Tessa
      5 months ago
      aquilinum

      apples, pears, or codfish?

      Monkfish.

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    2. Tessa
      2 years ago
      aquilinum

      what was the most outrageous thing you did in sex?

      I don't think I've outraged anybody yet.

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    3. Tessa
      2 years ago
      aquilinum

      what tastes better, penis or pussy?

      Various studies show that vegetarians of both sexes taste better than their meat-eating peers.

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    4. Tessa
      2 years ago
      aquilinum

      do you read books and, if so, what kind?

      I'm afraid I can't actually read!

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    5. Tessa
      2 years ago
      aquilinum

      Why do you say you are literate?

      Because it makes me sound smarter than I actually am.

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    6. Tessa
      2 years ago
      aquilinum

      What was your favorite movie as a child?

      That Darn Cat, with Haley Mills.

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    7. Tessa
      2 years ago
      aquilinum

      How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

      Arrogant. Insecure. Literate.

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