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    1. Ryan C. Meader

      Who's the most overrated athlete?

      The one that gets paid the most.

    2. Ryan C. Meader

      If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you choose?

      MAD.

    3. Ryan C. Meader

      What's your biggest phobia?

      At the moment, coming off sounding like a jackass in my answers to these stock Formspring questions.

    4. Ryan C. Meader

      If you were given a brand new yacht, what would you name it?

      For Sale?

    5. Chris Charabaruk
      coldacid responded to Formspring 6 Mar

      Do you like holding hands?

      Depends on who the hands belong to and if they're still attached.

    6. Chris Charabaruk

      How many languages do you speak?

      Do programming languages count?

    7. Morton Fox

      Fire, water, air, earth, lightning, metal... what's your favorite element?

      Bacon

    8. Morton Fox
      mortonfox responded to WhySoMira 17 Feb

      What is your most awkward conversation? Mine was today, when a guy friend of mine was like, "Give me a good-bye kiss?" And I gave him a hug, and said, "Wait, did you say kiss?" And he replied "Maybe..."

      At least he didn't ask for good-bye sex.

    9. Toksyuryel

      Humans are animals, so therefore semen is an animal product. With this in mind, can Vegans give blowjobs at all?

      Only if they don't swallow.

    10. Morton Fox

      Do you think dreams have any significant meaning?

      Dreams accurately predict the future. That's how I know I'll one day be riding a seahorse while Jason Alexander throws frozen chickens at me.

    11. Morton Fox

      Requested: Who would you have sex with? (celeb or non-celeb)

      Justin Bieber... oh wait a minute, I thought you asked who I would kick in the head. My mistake.

    12. Morton Fox

      Who would you say is one of the greatest Vocalists/Frontmen in music history?

      Rod Stewart, especially when he's on helium.

    13. Morton Fox
      mortonfox responded to SomaPL 25 Sep 11

      DIWIMEDAGUWDNAN.

      Did you mean: DAWN MAGOWAN


      No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

      Your search - DIWIMEDAGUWDNAN - did not match any documents.

      Suggestions:

      Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
      Try different keywords.
      Try more general keywords.

    14. Morton Fox

      Which mythological creature turns you on sexually? (Ex. Werewolves, Wood Ninths, Fairies, Banshee, Incubus, Succubus, Vampire, Spinx I guess could be one???)

      An honest politician.

    15. Morton Fox

      You just found out that you will live to be 500 years old. How does that make you feel?

      That I haven't saved enough for 433 years of retirement!

    16. Morton Fox
      mortonfox responded to sildra45 6 Aug 11

      Population control. If we needed it, how would YOU go about making sure we don't overpopulate our ever 'shrinking' planet?

    17. Morton Fox

      What is your ideal job?

      Software development. I do that a lot anyway. Might as well do it for money too.

    18. Morton Fox

      Do you hide knifes under your pillow?

      No wonder I can't sleep. I've been hiding pillows under my knives instead.

    19. Morton Fox

      Should i go out and buy a new PS3 for $300 or should i buy a used one that has just as much gig for $250?

      Don't do either one. Really. Is there not enough to do on the internet already? Why, just because of Formspring, I've been waking up naked in bed next to a different person every day. So I don't even have time for games!

    20. Morton Fox

      Colonel Mustard in the library with a Formspring.

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