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By old age.
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asked by PeractoVita
It had been a long day. It felt like I had completed so many quests that week that I'd just fall down if it wasn't for the coffee (a dark Tinophrian blend that was perhaps the only good to come from Lord Loliwoo's failed plans for global domination through award winning agricultural). Just that morning I'd found the One Sock and freed Princess Keisha from having to work a double on her birthday. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was scared. Maybe I was scared of the elite Tinophrian guard pursuing me on floaty beasts, but I suspect I was afraid of letting myself down again. My last few relationships had ended in disasters (two in global disasters stemming from a single core breach in the cloud palace septic tanks, one just because we were afraid to really be seen by another person) and here was a reasonably attractive Princess throwing herself at me and all I could think about was how I just couldn't live with myself if I couldn't pull off a routine secret plan theft. Anyway, I hope that answers your question. I've got to pull myself together and make some sense of these hologram messages on my droid....
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"How Pafford Won So Much Money And Never Had Anything Bad Happen To Him As A Result"
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How would I know?
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S.S. Minnow
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asked by nerdlunch
Seven to nine? Isn't that a large cast?
I tend to think of The Pafford Show being about me at a coffee shop and the random people that show up there.
Hipster barista
Tattoo girl barista
The two short-haired women that are always together, always look angry and never show any affection for anyone or eachother. The female Stadler and Waldorf.
Nerd programmer guy (not naming these characters)
Injury-prone girl seeking a new purpose in life every week, usually involving injury (see previous disclaimer)
The Pedophile/Unibomber: always of in one corner not talking to anyone and staring intently at his laptop screen. His attention is broken only by looking around the room nervously for FBI agents.
Frat guy
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Washing the car. I love washing the car and don't even mind waxing.
Grilling. Is that a chore? I love grilling all types of food. Could do it everyday.
Between back, neck and joint pain since I was a kid I'm really bad about keeping up with any standing/bending repetitive motion, cleaning-type chores.
Additionally, I hate doing the dishes (besides the standing, etc.) because I'm mildly aichmophobic and sticking my hand into lots of pointy forks, knives and handles going all different directions makes me feel like I'm going to be blinded at any moment.
Kitchens and bathrooms are best cleaned with fire. Or a maid. A maid with fire. -
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Kill it before it can breed.
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Sparking water and lemon juice.
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A unicorn. Because that would be beautiful.
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Hard to say. Piezano's has the best hamburger pizza I've ever had in my entire pizza-lovin' life. But, Da'Vinci's has a great cheese-steak pizza and Sam and Louie's has my favorite crust. Depends on what you're in the mood to consume.
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asked by nerdlunch
Specialty: Joe HQ Mess Hall Chef Codename: "Lazerfist"
History: Highly trained and with a singular focus, Pappa "Laserfist" Casserole is an asset to the hungry G.I. Joe team. Following a confrontation with Mindbender resulting in the loss of his right hand, Snake Eyes engineered a special blue-laser potato peeler bionic replacement. Laserfist, as Casserole was now known to his friends, once defended the Joe kitchen from a Cobra engineered salmonella-viper outbreak and went on to win a regional special-ops cooking competition hosted by an aging Covergirl.
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Yes. I believe something occurs naturally that we commonly refer to as ghosts. I don't know if that's electromagnetic pulses, swamp gas or trapped spirits, but it's just too common of an occurrence to dismiss.
My own parents believe they saw an American civil war soldier appear in their bedroom when we lived in the east. They are otherwise pretty skeptical people. -
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Someone really fat that just ate a lot of fried chicken while riding on their jet-ski.
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I am right now. Keep counting.
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In a reflection or photographs.
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Pafford’s Bio
I'm funny, but looks ain't everything.
