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Sincere Answer: Unfortunately, no. I can't grow enough of one on my days off to reach the level mandated by my employers appearance guidelines.
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Sincere Answer: Do images count? (see below)
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Sincere Answer: Um...yeah...that's sweet. But I generally don't think it's a good idea to give out my personal information to anonymous strangers on the internet. Sorry.
Ag Style Answer: Would you also like my social security number, mother's maiden name, and the account number of one of my credit cards (with the security code from the back)? Oh wait. I'll be right back. I need to get my passport back. I loaned it to my pen pal who just got released from Guantanamo Bay.
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so is your mom.
What? Are you people treating my formspring account like a Homerun Derby and you're the pitchers lobbing gifts across the plate for me?
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"Old Seaman Shooter"
I am a child.
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Sincere Answer: Exactly. Wall Street no longer reacts to results, Wall Street sets the agenda. There is nothing more disgusting than when a stock spikes after news of layoffs. A stock will never rise when a company decides "We're going to hold onto our people and weather this downturn so we are in great shape when the economy rebounds." They won't get a short term bump or a dump in a few years if the evidence shows it was a smart choice.
Ag Style Answer: I don't know. What ARE 401ks?! Oh wait. That wasn't a set up for a joke? My bad!
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Sincere Answer: A lady never tells. But I've posted it. Feel free to click around and increase my page views looking for it.
Ag Style Answer: According to my lawyer that doesn't matter. All that matters is that she was eighteen.
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I find your mom to be both.
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Sincere Response: Thanks for the perspective. I understand what you're saying and I will definitely only create something that makes both Ducky and me proud. :-) But from the beginning I started this site with the idea that everything I created would be created for an audience. There's a part of me that is an artist but another part that is a performer. I didn't want WTJG to just be a vanity blog. I wanted it to be a place where people would come to be entertained, or inspired, or just to get a little happier.
And that's what we would want with the book. The truth is, I create a lot here that I think is smarter, funnier, and just plain better than the Ducky conversations, but it's the Ducky conversations that have connected with people.
Also, if i do this, I won't have an editor or an agent. I need some outside perspective to make sure my work has some relevance to people other than me. And the conversations were structured for the microblog medium. I wouldn't mind advice from book buyers about what they like in something created in that format.
I am not comparing myself to him, but Walt Disney is one of my heroes. He always had a strong vision of what he wanted to accomplish and didn't rely on polls or market research to make decisions. But he did talk to his guests and, especially in Disneyland, he tried to build something for them, not just for himself.
Ag Style Answer: Asking for people's opinion is just a show to build interest in the book and dilute any personal responsibility in its failure. I will do what I want and then if it doesn't sell say it's the fault of the people who gave me input.
On a related note, I am going to hell when I die.
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Sincere Response: Thank you
Ag Style Response: Thank you, Be-yotch!
Ducky Response: Does this get me more food? No? I'm going back to sleep.
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:-) Thank you. You're not the first person to suggest that. Well, you're anonymous so I guess you COULD be the first person who suggested it. And now you're suggesting it again.
Anyway, I've thought about doing a self published book. But I think it would need the photos too so i'm not sure if that would make the expense prohibitive.
And Ducky and I can't decide if a book would just feature these posts or if we would reengineer them somehow to fit into a more cohesive narrative.
Ducky is pushing for the more cohesive narrative. One that makes him looks smarter and features fewer cases of him pooping in the house.
If anyone reading this has any specific experience with self publishing or advice for first time authors feel free to contact us.
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Sincere Response: Thanks! We try hard to create stuff that people will like. It means a lot when someone tells us we're doing okay. :-)
Ag Style Response: Ducky is flattered. As least I think he is. That's what it means when a dog licks himself, right? -
Sincere Answer: Thanks!
Ag Style Answer: Thanks, C***!
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Sincere Answer: Two dog feedings, two dog medicatings, some minor success, excessive self doubt, three distinct moments of being really funny,twenty five to thirty moments of trying to be funny, and regular poor dietary choices.
Ag Style Answer: 1-Morning breast feeding (Ducky is a hungry boy). 2-Drive to Universal Studios. 3-Recall that I do not work at Universal Studios. 4-Drive to actual place of employment. 5-Look up quarry position assigned my Mr. Slate. 6-Sleep in cab of Brontosaurus Crane. 7- Slide down tail into car. 8-Drive home. 9-Recall that Universal Studios isn't my home. 10-Drive to actual home. 11-Write tumblr posts. 12-Get depressed over lack of interest aroused by my tumblr posts. 13-Evening breast feeding (other nipple).
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Acquired. It's in the living room. Notice, I didn't say it FITS in the living room. Just that it's IN the living room.
The strangest mid-life crisis in history continues!
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Sincere Answer: I appreciate your kind words and I know what you mean. Thank you.
Ag Style Answer: Formspring cut off the end of your comment. I must therefore guess how you finished your statement. I have three possible options:
"And however misguided you may personally think it is, people do look..."
1. at you when you shower. Just thought you should know.
2. away when you eat. Seriously. Mouth closed. Try it.
3. up to you. Mainly dwarves, children who just learned to walk, and Gary Coleman impersonators.
It's probably number two. Sorry.
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Sincere Answer: EEK!! Sorry! Those dreams suck.
Ag Style Answer: I had a dream that I was performing on stage naked when suddenly I got an erection and everyone in the audience demanded that they only be charged for "Obstructed View" seats!
See? I imply that my erect penis is so large, that it would keep a large theatrical audience for getting a clear view of a theater stage.
Get it?
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I LOVED him in "The Searchers." Thanks!
Wait. Gacy? Let me google.
Aw...shit!
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Sincere Answer: I have purposefully kept details of my profession murky on WTJG. This is my page and in no way represents the organization for which I work. I would also like to keep working for them so details will remain murky. Yes I do visit WDW as a Guest a lot. All I'll say about my job is I currently have a role focused on training and have in the past also been a leader of leaders and involved with leadership development.
Ag Style Answer: I inseminate hippos. The hard way. If you don't know what "the hard way" is, consider yourself lucky. So many nightmares.
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Ag’s Bio
Almost as funny as I think I am.
