how much would you charge for a video of you eating 3 tubs of hummus and a piece of paper with 'big hummus daddy castro' written on it in one sitting? (this is a serious inquiry, saw your tweet re needing money, you can include hummus expenses in price)
lol
i would do that for any amount of money that's greater than the cost of the hummus...
'hummus whore castro'
what constitutes a 'tub' of hummus? like...in [number of [thing] a quantity of hummus is measured in]
thank you for your inquiry


