Yes, as ultimately useless as that ability is.

My recently received messages:
1. I'm so ashamed of myself I went home with a guy last night because I woke up in his bed
2. Smd I'm leaving for Shanghai because I'm getting deported
3. OK sexy I like you, ok now what
4. A picture of my friend in leaning against someone elses sports car with the caption "I passed my driving last week. My parents got this for me (lol I actually believed this)

Not really pranks but you get the drift ha ha

Law, what a joke. I went to school today and sooo many teachers asked me what I'm studying and I said law and they all gave me a weird look, and said 'I thought you're gonna do art.'

i'd rather have no one than feel undervalued by people that i value

Giraffe tongue. It was quite salty and chewy.

A girl who has a great body, pretty face, fucks like a bunny and can cook really well. Also, she must be very rich so that I do not need to work and I can pursue my dream of being a househusband.

seems strange to get this question
you seem old, idk if 'older' people read my fs

if someone i once used to love got married i would feel sad maybe, not because i still loved him, but i would think of the time/love i gave to him and received in return and wonder where that went to. i guess if the relationship was long/his life was aligned to yours for a period of time you'd feel sad because at one point you'd have imagined a life together, and marriage wipes that possibility out of your life, there's formal commitment now, that you can't interfere with (not that you want to)

i would probably think 'damn, i'm not married yet' too

"Haiku"

There are things sadder
than you and I. Some people
do not even touch.

Sonia Sanchez

Who cares? Whatever happens, happens.

writeeeeeee

depends on the situation...sometime cry or eat or sleep or shout at the person.hehe

I'd make everyone in the world happy, even if its just for 5 minutes.

Japanese! Chinese! Thai! Korean! ASIAN.

Anything Asian hehehehe

It's under the famous: "aunty sev's cookking" genre.

No. I hate babies

Jacking my left eye with a crowbar