I have no idea who it's by, but it was part of the BBC's "Singing Together" programme that the primary school I went to had the materials for.

A space warrior. Past experience with simulations of both occupations indicate that I would be considerably better at that than medieval German agriculture.

1. Having to spend six hours a day strapped to a dentist's chair watching never-ending repeats of The X-Factor.

2. Fire.

3. The possibility of redemption through completing an epic and impossible-sounding quest.

1. Everyone to be provided with a badass gaming PC with everything on Steam and Good Old Games installed on it. (You're going to be in the afterlife for a while, and you're not going to want to be flitting around all angelic-like all the time, are you?)

2. Clouds.

3. Lots of Ben and Jerry's ice-cream. (If you're dead, you can't put on weight, and neither can you have intolerances. That just leaves DELICIOUSNESS.)

Ulala. Christina has those natural flotation devices to help her. She's a tough cookie -- she'll survive. Impressed with my quick thinking, understanding of made-up breast physics coupled with my selfless act of rescue for a fictional character, she will then *CENSORED* in appreciation.

Radio ahead to a colleague with a games console and a copy of Space Channel 5 Part 2 and tell him to get set up. Aggro the Jedi enough to make him follow you, but not enough to make him use Force Powers on you. Lead him to the aforementioned games console, which will have Space Channel 5 Part 2 sitting ready to play with the volume turned up nice and loud. It is impossible to stay angry while Space Channel 5 is nearby.

Easy, see? Would have prevented all that galactic civil war nonsense if they'd just thought to do this.

I do indeed do my own drawings. Since you asked this question, I haven't been doing them as much for various reasons, but I'll be starting again in the new year.

I evidently haven't logged in here for over six months. Apologies, mystery Internet stalker. Ironically, I wouldn't call myself that much of a Doctor Who fan, despite the name of my blog (http://angryjedi.wordpress.com) -- rather, it's a reference to my real name being the same as one of the past Doctors.

Because the rich people have got all the money.

*MANLY BACK-SLAP*

It's the bit at the end of the shaft. Be careful you don't cut yourself on it.

I would have said "paper book" in the past until I tried reading a novel on my iPhone. I liked the experience very much. Lighter, easier to read in bed and in the dark and just generally a better experience. I know, I know, you don't get that "new book smell" but really, what's more important -- the smell or the words on the page?

A fine example of humanity, a thoroughly nice chap and an example I wish other denizens of the Internet would follow.

Haha. What a gloriously awkward question. The blog post that I presume you're referring to was intended to be a satirical comment on the fact that most fanfic descends into clumsy sexuality very quickly but I may have taken it a little more seriously than originally intended.

Practice? Natural talent, I guess. ;) In seriousness (hah) it's just about having an active imagination and being able to translate the things you see in your mind's eye into words... same as writing any kind of fiction.

Boring, whiny arseholes who make some of the most tedious music on the planet. The only exception to this rule is Viva la Vida, which I quite like but is very pretentious.

Another oddly frequently-occurring question. I'll give the same answer as usual: a big-ass, high quality curry with lots of keema naan and samosas and whatnot. At least you'll go out farting.

Space Channel 5 parts 1 and 2. Absolutely no question.

I absolutely have no idea! I haven't even thought about it, to be honest, thanks to tight finances. I have, instead, been going through my backlog, which is substantial.

If I absolutely had to pick one, though, Dragon Age II gets me all hot and bothered. I really liked what I played at Eurogamer and am intrigued to see if the full game is up to BioWare's usual standards.

Most definitely. Next!

It will depend entirely on two things: the feature set in the final system... and which one gets an Ace Attorney game first.

I'm actually a fan of the idea of a portable "proper" (for want of a better word) console, particularly if it has some way of syncing up with the PS3 when you get home. Plus, portable Uncharted? Sign me up.

That said, I am a bit worried about the sudden excitement for the dual thumbsticks; yes, it's good, but some of the excitement seems to be because this will let us PLAY SHOOTERS!

No. We do not need ANY MORE ways to play shooters, as someone memorably yelled on Twitter yesterday (I forget who, sorry). If the NGPSPTESTES becomes the portable shooter system, I'm out.

If, on the other hand, it becomes an awesome device that is home to creative, in-depth, console-style experiences? I'm in.

As for the 3DS, well, I'm pretty sure it's an impressive bit of kit. But there's not that much in the initial lineup that's got me champing at the bit to rush out and buy one. I guess the same could be said for the NGP, but if the 3DS is anything like the DS, it may take a little while for it to hit its stride enough for me to be truly interested.

That or a new Ace Attorney game. Instant purchase.