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    1. Andy Schwartz
      9 months ago
      andyshortz

      If you were in a rock band what would you name it?

      Formspring question of the day

      Pussy

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    2. Andy Schwartz
      9 months ago
      andyshortz

      If you were stranded on on island with 10 people, what 10 people would you choose to be there with?

      asked by Mariannehagan

      You x's 10

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    3. Andy Schwartz
      one year ago
      andyshortz

      Do you like hugs?

      Hugs not drugs

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    4. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      what makes you so awesome?

      I really wouldnt consider myself awesome but if i would have to pick something that is "awesome" about myself would be ... my family

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    5. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      Where do babies come from?

      Your mom

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    6. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

      a lot !

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    7. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?

      To much responsibility so in the case ... no

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    8. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      What's the worst show on TV?

      16 & Pregnant worst show ever!

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    9. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      What was the worst advice you've ever received?

      Ive gotten plenty

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    10. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      if a chicken (and a half) can lay an egg (and a half) in a day (and a half).. how long would it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

      I dont know the answer to this, but it made me laugh!

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    11. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      how many girls have you had sex with?

      what is it to you?

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    12. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      i hear you liek to dress up like a gurl hahahaha do you tuck it back to? i bet you do

      I dont do it, you mom actually helps me tape it behind my leg

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    13. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      will you b my boyfrann

      i have no idea who this even is?! kinda creepy

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    14. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      do you want kids someday?

      eventually in the future .. im lookin at about 2

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    15. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      I think you're gay. Are you???????

      ha, youre wrong. nice try though

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    16. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      whose the hottest girl you fucked/one night stands

      lol im not playing the name game :-p

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    17. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      What did you dream about last night?

      that two dirty ass Afghanistan lookin arabs were trying to sell me and my family pigs for $50 each. they said if we dont buy one, then "dad goes boom"

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    18. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      What's the secret to happiness?

      blowjobs ;)

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    19. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      Touch?

      coke touch?

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    20. Andy Schwartz
      2 years ago
      andyshortz

      What was the best advice you've ever received?

      Never go ass to mouth

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