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I have a guilty complex... I feel everything I do is somehow illegal... somewhere.
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I'm a praying man. When I get overwhelmed, I tag team it with warriors.
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Your neck... if I screw up, no one could see it unless you went topless.
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Picking one is impossible. Each one I've connected with has brought me their unique point of view and tailored talents. Tommy, Michelle, Tim, Sara, Derek, Jenna, Harrison,Erin, Mark, Kevin, Ashley, Nathan, Shawna, Brian, Lisa, Karen, Luke, Dan, Diane, Donna and hundreds more. Each one very unique and very special to me in ways I'll never be able to express in a single answer.
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My 2yr old loves the taste also. I let him lick the cup.
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Since I'm old, I'll have to say it was my last one. That's the only one I can remember.
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Yes to all three. Nowadays.... news forthcoming.
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Not for fun, but for money... yes.
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A "normal" day... rarely happens. Lots of variables since we've relocated to NE Wisconsin. We're on a stressful schedule right now because of my wife's dad. Back in May, he had a sleep apnea related seizure, and another one on New Year's Day. We're self-employed, our schedules are kinda iffy because we need to make ourselves available to help out the family any way we can since our schedules are flexible (sorta). My father-in-law's new meds have him VERY DEPRESSED, so we're keeping close by. Our 2yr old boy creates another set of challenges, he's a handful. AND I am also speaking with agents, managers, and broadcasters about my return to comedy performing in the spring. I'm relying on digital media when time allows to continue networking in those areas. That's the short answer!
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I only aim toy guns at paparazzi. Sorry.
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I have no idea, let me ask my wife, she knows everything.
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No. Except for this time. Then it's "no". From now on.
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Great question. I've logged every single time I said that. 13,207 since December, 7, 1978 (as of this posting)
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I don't. I have not slept since that happened in the summer of 1981. All for a stupid, front loading RCA VCR (they were all top loaders then).
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I'd share it with my ex-girlfriend Charlotte to repay her for the lost profits from the hidden camera.
Andy Crash Kelly’s Bio
The smell of celery is arousing.

