If you and a bunch of your friends formed a junkyard band, what piece of shit junk would you play? And would you be Fat Albert, or what? I mean, he is a colossal fat ass, but at least he's in charge.
I would be that dude who wore the hat that covered his face. because my life may suck, but something would have had to go terribly wrong for me to be friends with a junk band.
