SpongeBob. Last night. Because he's AWESOME.

Sometimes. When I do, they're always extremely random and out there. Vampire hunting or attending a high school class reunion aboard the boat I was assigned to in the Navy or running through the slums of Paris... it's always something whacky.

I don't actually consider myself to be all that smart. I know too many people that are smarter than me. I'll let you in on a secret: most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass. OK, that's hardly a secret. But seriously, I just happened to have acquired a large set of mostly-useless information. Some of it happens to be very useful and that makes me employable. None of that makes me particularly smart though. And now I've been self-deprecating enough for such a silly question. ;)

I can choose which questions to respond to, so I am not worried about questions being asked that would be embarrassing to me. That said, I'm sure there are plenty of questions some people may want to ask me but are afraid to ask openly. I like to talk about myself, and so, why not?

Wow, talk about starting strong, right out the gate! I could get Clintonian here and debate the definition of "sex partner." Certainly I messed around a bit with various people during my high school years, but it never amounted to intercourse. That was reserved for a tequila-induced one night stand in Tijuana. I don't know her name. It was very seedy. I don't really like to think about it, to be honest. It's not something I'm proud of in any way, but at the time, I was glad to get it over with. The pressure from fellow sailors about "doing it" was very annoying.