Dear Amy Nicole, I've got this weird fetish. I like rainbow showers. That is, I like to puke on people and have them puke on me. It all started with the movie "Stand By Me" and that puking scene. Should I be ashamed?
Yes. Yes, you should be ashamed. That is disgusting. I know this is politically incorrect of me to say, and I'm sure I'll get lots of hate mail for it. There are people who will tell you not to be ashamed, that what you do is your business. But you're asking me and I'm telling you that it makes me want to vomit.
